Friends, I took the plunge. I received a Norelco Bodygroom and was eyeing it suspiciously for a bit. I went for a run today and during my post-run ablutions, I decided to try her out.


The kit comes with three different combs for setting the length of the hair in question. I originally thought it was like a standard hair razor‚ÄĒthe comb length would leave your hair at about 1/2" or so. Unfortunately, that's not how it works. Each comb sets the length to millimeters, not inches, and I did not want to use the metric system today.

But I did. I gave it the old college try. I'm sitting here now a new man, refreshed, rejuvenated, and with 1 full optical inch. The hype is true. My armpits are one inch deeper thanks to the body groom. But what about my schlingo? That also got a full optical inch. It works, friends. It works.

Because a number of known religious clergy frequent this site, we won't show the junk of which we speak here on the front page‚ÄĒthat's for after the jump. Rest assured that the Bodygroom does what it claims to do. I just hope I don't start itching now.


This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.

Perv. But I'm honored you cared enough to look.