What if Wes Anderson directed a Batman movie?
What if the symmetry-obsessed, muted-palette-loving director took on The Dark Knight? More importantly, who would Jason Schwartzman play? Behold Alfred Pennyworth, the Life Nocturnal. The LA Times’ Sean Hartter’s has dreamt up three very different Batman movies by Matthew Vaughn, Todd Philips and Wes Anderson. Here’s the rundown on the faux-Anderson’s version, Alfred Pennyworth, the…