Ugh. God. Why Is Apple Making Everything Look Like an Ugly Wild West?
Yeee-haw, Apple buckaroos! Whooz ready for some good timin’, multitaskin’? Who wants their iPhone served up with a hot bucket’a grits? HOOOOOOOOOOO BOY. Jonny Ive’s deep in the hooch pan again? Saddle up, grab yer partner, and let’s make some truck-ugly apps! Apple’s UI design has, for a long time, subtly mimicked reality—the brushed metal…
