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Pattern Clock

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Hating life? Want to hate it more? Pick up the Pattern Clock, an alarm clock that won't turn off unless you repeat a Simon-like pattern of lights by pressing a series of buttons. The goal is to create an alarm that will definitely wake you up out of your torpid slumber and/or drive you crazy in the process.


They're manufacturing these soon, but you can sign-up for a pre-order. If you're a heavy sleeper, this might do the trick. It might also make you mad.

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