Pen-Top Utensils: Shut Down Humanity, It's Reached Its Peak

Illustration for article titled Pen-Top Utensils: Shut Down Humanity, Its Reached Its Peak

Pen-top utensils! Seriously, are these not the greatest inventions ever? I never want to use regular flatware again, as I can't jot down notes on my dinner with a normal fork. I mean, these things are a gimme for restaurant reviewers, but from now on whenever I'm eating I'll always know in the back of my mind that it could be better; I could be able to write with my knife.

Advertisement
Illustration for article titled Pen-Top Utensils: Shut Down Humanity, Its Reached Its Peak

[Book of Joe]

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

@To JAG42: State Lottery: Congratulations! You just won $48Million. Now to claim the prize, just sign this check... I'm sorry?... Are you telling me you don't have a pen? Well that's no problem, I have one right her... What? You don't write anymore? Well I'm sorry but if you can't sign, you can't have the $48 million dollars.