PixAlert Foils Office Porn Surfing

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Not that any of you would ever think of looking at porn while at the workplace, but for those degenerates who may be tempted by the sweet, pink flesh of Wallace Shawn in a compromising position, PixAlert is on the case. Using high-speed image analysis software to scan images, the most recent version of PixAlert Monitor will now blur any image it considers inappropriate or illegal, as it comes up on the screen. So, instead of just trying to block these images from your screen, PixAlert lets you get them, just pretty much unwatchable. And if you do try to get some of this stuff up (again we know YOU wouldn't, but there are some pervs out there!), a thumbnail copy is made and sent to the central server, which is the brains of the system.

A gallery of suspect images is available for review by a trusted officer of the company. These images are then categorised by the reviewer and added to a user case. Several reports are generated automatically, providing both a summary view of images found on the company's network and also a detailed view of images per user.

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I mean, whoa. Big Bro is definitely watching—and getting a screenful of porn every day!

PixAlert Blurs Porno Pics [Bios Magazine]

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