Pocket Predators, WeGrow Opens Shop, and That Time NIN Played Dance Party USA (NSFW)

Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

Tonight's nearly ripe nug of Purple Bubba comes from an anonymous reader.

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Bill Hays and His Pocket Predator

Bill Hays is America's answer to Joerg Sprave. Guy makes some crazy high-tech slingshots that can shoot anything from marble and rocks to buckshot and arrows. And from the video, pretty damn accurately too.

How to Make Sushi That Glows in the Dark

Yes, it's relatively safe to eat bioluminescent fish. No, you will not absorb their bioluminescent powers by doing so. Regardless of how absurdly awesome that would be.


The Walmart of Weed Sets Up in DC

WeGrow Hydroponics, a growers supply store billed as the "Walmart of Weed" has just opened its first store on the East Coast. DC is set to announce the winners o its grower's permit which grants the right to sell one's weed to dispensaries. The new WeGrow location is just a few miles from Capitol Hill. I'm sure the irony of weed being legally sold just a few blocks from the federal body responsible for its nationwide ban is not lost on law-makers. [Chicago Tribune via Consumerist - Image: BlueMauMau]

Watch Hundreds Of New Yorkers Battle Like Darth Maul

"There was even a zombie or two." I can't think of a weapon I'd rather have during a zombiepocalyse than a light saber. Perpetually sharp, silent, doubles as a flashlight—I mean, what doesn't it do?

That Time NIN Played Dance Party USA

You will never see Trent Reznor the same again after watching him awkwardly thrash about in full light.


Jelly Fish Frozen In Glass Lamp Glows In the Dark-JELLY. FISH. LAMP!

Once again, eating the Jelly Fish Lamp will not impart any sort of glowing to the consumer, only a mild electric shock and glass shards.


Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.


And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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