Real Christmas Tree...Poster

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Think that Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is pathetic? That tree is the goddamn Rockefeller evergreen next to the Christmas Tree Poster. No more needles in my socks. No more sap on the caret. And no more dragging the damn thing through the house to toss it out on the street Jan. 1st. I'll just get this wall hanging, a pine air freshener, and string some lights up on it.


I bet it'll make a pretty good background for all those unboxing day photos, too.—Brian Lam

Christmas Tree Poster[Firebox]

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