We’re seeing more bottle openers passing through our news filter lately, and this budding phenomenon started a conversation about the quality of beer you’ll find in bottles that need openers to extract their contents. Word has it that there is life beyond Budweiser, and here’s just the discreet tool that will help you discover that new world: the Ring Thing Portable Bottle Opener ($7.99) that will keep the edges of the tables in your abode intact, and maybe a finger or two as well.
https://gizmodo.com/bottle-spy-it-dont-lie-179228
And look, if you turn it around just the right way and wear it on your left ring finger, you might be able to chase away Ms. Wrong, feigning marriage.
Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved [ThinkGeek, via Productdose]
