What's that you say? Law enforcement has a vested interest in keeping weed a Schedule 1 Drug despite evidence that it's less damaging and dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol simply so they can keep raking in Federal cash? Noooooo. [Republic Report via @RepublicanDalek - Image: the AP]
There is waaay too much cool stuff going on in this short Sci-Fi film for it to be a sub-five minute film. Nevermind the whole Half-Life dystopian Russian future (aka Putin's next permanent term in office), the cybernetic butlers, brutal car chases or murky murder plot—this has real unicorns! Travel-sized ones that can totally fit in overhead luggage compartments no less!
Given the amount of shit they mix into Spice, it's not altogether surprising that authorities test its chemical composition the same way they test meth and cocaine. And this stuff is a preferred alternative to real weed why again, Idaho? [KIVI via @weedbusts]
"Fake" drugs. Riiiiiiiiiight.
...To Get Your Dodo Colony Eaten By Giant Octopi