I love this [email protected] snapshot. Bono, Jesuschrist, Rudolph, and Steve in his contacts; him chatting about how he’ll give Xboxes to bad boys instead of coal because of the energy crisis; God wanting a Wii… His inbox is just hilarious.
I want to read the rest of these emails, badly:
• Yahoo! Answers Answer-Jim311 responded to: “Can Elves get Pregn
• Frosty The Snowman. Dude-Check it. I snapped a pic of this chick that I fu
• George W. Bush. Dear santa-Can I have a third term? I promise I’ll b
• Ronald McDonald. I wish-I had your cred man. I can do more than sell
• Elfbang.com. Your subscription-We renewed your subscription to the hottest elf on elf action [Someone actually registered this domain name. Yes, I tried it.]
• Al Gore, me (7) Re: My Movie-Still haven’t watched it yet? It affects you too, the polar ice c
• Digg. lnsaincain02 has sent you a shout on digg- Another D
In any case, I’m just glad that Santa escaped his imperial imprisonment. [Holy Taco via Walyou]
https://gizmodo.com/imperial-stormtroopers-arrest-santa-emperor-to-take-ov-334460
More fakemodos
• Apple Cancels All iPhone 3G Orders, Releases iBrick 3G
• Apple Introduces iPhone 3G Videoconferencing Kit, ZOMG!
• Indiana Jones’ Theme Secret Lyrics Uncovered
• Apple Introduces Manila Case-The World’s Thinnest Notebook Case
https://gizmodo.com/apple-cancels-all-iphone-3g-orders-releases-ibrick-3g-5024372
