YOU CAN ADOPT A WAR DOG
Holy shit, did you know you could adopt an awesome, maybe-titanium-fanged WAR DOG?! Even better, there’s an entire association dedicated to the greatness of WAR DOGS. https://gizmodo.com/navy-seal-dogs-have-titanium-fangs-updated-5798978 According to the AP, 300 WAR DOGS go up for adoption each year after they finish their duties overseas. They may be 10 years old, and costs upwards…