Even as a kid, Barney never made sense to me. I always wondered why this purple dinosaur was so friendly, like he had done something terrible in a previous life and was atoning for his sins. And he totally was! As ADHD’s scientifically accurate Barney shows, he’s a monster that you do not want to love you.
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Scientifically accurate Barney destroys children and does not love you
By
Casey Chan
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