Sex With a Vacuum? That's a 90 Day Jail Sentence

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What happens when you are caught making sweet love to a car wash vacuum in Michigan? Apparently, it gets you 90 days in jail for indecent exposure and mandatory drug testing.


Seriously though, that sentence must pale in comparison to the shame that a 29-year old man must feel when he becomes notorious for publicly screwing a vacuum. And what about the fear his community must feel? No vacuum or pool filter for 50 miles is safe. [SFGate]

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At 29 you'd think he would have had at least 1 girlfriend show him that there is more to a BJ than suction. This could not have been pleasurable.