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Shockolate Vault

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Love sweet, sweet candy and also love electric shocks applied to your fingertips? Then the Shockolate Vault is for you. Designed to keep fatty pants out of the cookie jar for preset intervals, this exciting jar can also double as a psycho-sexual torture/pleasure device. There's chocolate in my de Sade! No, there's de Sade in my chocolate!

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Only about $15 in the UK.

Product Page [Gobaz via ShinyShiny]

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