Smartphones Win Size Battle Against Human Penises

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Gizmodo alumnus John Herrman's penis size is unknown, but I'm sure it's proportional to the size of his genius and this awesome chart proves it. Attenshun, people of the world with average genitals! Today is the day smartphones' screens became larger than your penis, thanks to the Samsung Galaxy Note II and its 5.5-inch HD super AMOLED screen. [Buzzfeed]

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frankurd
Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!

Who would want a big penis anyway, it doesn't even fit in your hand comfortably. Try putting a big penis in your jean pockets. I feel sorry for those people who have big penises.