Twitter novelty account Star Trek & The City connects two franchises once linked only by Kim Cattrall. It imagines Ensign Carrie Bradshaw and her Sex and the City compadres on their continuing mission to explore strange new bedchambers, to seek out new lays and new sexual positions, and boldly pun where so many have punned before.
The mashup of Carrie’s monologues with the Star Trek universe (where snarky puns are made over bridge duty instead of brunch) is pretty silly, but that silliness has some particularly clever moments. Plus, it reminds me of Kira and Dax debating whether a man with a transparent skull was good dating material. And Star Trek has often had room for a little sex comedy.
Star Trek & The City [Twitter via MetaFilter]
The Universal Translator could decipher countless alien languages, but I was still no closer to understanding Big.
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 26, 2013
He may have been a holographic projection driven by advanced computer algorithms, but he was more real than any man I had ever known.
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 26, 2013
"Things run better with a good-looking man in charge," Samantha said. "Look at Khan. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone."
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 25, 2013
Much like the hull on Decks 2, 5 and 11, Aidan's trust for me was irreparably breached.
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 24, 2013
Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn't the only thing Samantha violated that night.
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 24, 2013
With the ship safely through the nebula, the crew began to emerge from stasis; Trey's libido, however, remained in cold storage
— Star Trek & The City (@trekandthecity) January 23, 2013
