Phone Fingers Protect iPhone From Fingerprints, Have Obvious Sexual Uses
We don’t know whether these phone fingers are real or not, but until the USB trouser press goes into production, these miniature, teatless, not-for-procreating-unless-you-lost-your-willy-in-a-freak-accident-and-had-a-rodent-penis-transplant condoms are my favorite useless thing evah. What else do you think they should be used for, though? Gawker Media polls require Javascript; if you’re viewing this in an RSS reader,…