The internet is a vast place and somewhere, in its vastness, someone is trying to sell “vintage milk.”

Randy Neugebauer—a GOP Congressman from Texas—should be fired. This disgraceful individual had the balls to publicly bully and shame a park ranger just for a photo opportunity, asking her to apologize for the shutdown of the Washington DC's World War II Memorial. The shutdown that he and his cronies provoked.

Watching the mighty Porsche releasing horrible suburban cars for loaded douchebags is painful. Here's the last one.

It gets a lot worse than this beginning "Middle-aged, dark hair, tan skin, driving a green SUV and wearing the kind of red polo shirt you corporate douchebags love to wear on fridays so you can easily transition from day to night..."

Plastic surgeon Dr. David Matlock turned his patient Veronica from woman to his idea of "wonder woman" with a vaginoplasty, an all-over liposuction, a Brazilian butt lift and a G-spot modification. Then, this modern Hippocrates asked her to marry him.

An employee of the Port Orange, Florida, location of Golden Corral—a nationwide American family-style restaurant chain—recorded this disgusting video showing how his employeer stores raw and cooked food by the outside dumpsters, festering under the sun as health inspectors conduct their tests inside.

Last week, Lindy West—one of the editors of Gawker Media's blog Jezebel—participated in FX's Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, arguing that rape jokes contribute to "a culture of young men who don't understand what it means to take this stuff seriously." The resulting barrage of rape threats has been disgusting.

Human beings, I love ya, but man are we disgusting. This video by Aaron Rogers lists and animates all the scientific grossness of being a human and it gets pretty gnarly. Like how many hot tubs our saliva can fill and what our eye boogers are made from and all the other nasty stuff that comes with our human body.…

Some unfortunate news for people who don't like rubbing feces on their face: your smartphone is probably covered in it.

We love booze, but lines must be drawn. Today, we're looking at booze that is just plain wrong. It's a freakin' horror show.

Hot dogs. Juicy, succulent, mouth savoring meat. A pink mixed mash of deliciousness. See hot dog, want hot dog, eat hot dog. That's what I think, at least. I might have to think twice though. Some truly disgusting stuff is sometimes found in a hotdiggity.

Your workout clothes and the bag you carry them in are probably a damp, disgusting mess. So it'll be nice if this odor-killing bag from Stuffits actually delivers on its promise to simultaneously dry out your clothes and neutralize their stink.

72 people have been charged with their participation in Dreamboard, a members-only online forum that was created to promote pedophilia and "to encourage the sexual abuse of very young children". What these sick perverts did was absolutely disgusting.

Police are looking for a man in Boulder, CO who hid inside the toilet (er, cesspool) of a porta potty and spied on people while they handled their business. He was apparently covered by a tarp and a complete lack of hygiene.

In an effort to curb smoking, cigarette boxes will now come with these graphic images of holes in throats, lumpy tumorish lungs and more. They're supposed to act as a warning label on the dangers of smoking. Some work better than others.

This is a poopburger. As in, made from shit. I'm not even kidding, the Japanese extracted protein from human poop, mixed it with soya, added steak sauce and called it hamburger patties. Are you throwing up yet? Cause I did.