The Watchmen are coming to HBO in 2019.
Batman v Superman had some great moments, but overall, it was the hottest of messes when it came to setting up DC’s cinematic universe. Most people agree on that, so when even Alfred Pennyworth himself chimes in, he’s preaching to the choir. Thankfully though, he says Justice League won’t have that same problem.
Jesse Eisenberg is going to bring all the creepy affectless hostility he cultivated in the Social Network to the role of Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman, the sequel to last summer's Man of Steel. And you'll never guess who's the new Alfred.
All of the descriptions of Humbert Humbert from Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita paint a creepily human picture of a pedophile. Especially when you plug those descriptions into the composite sketch software that cops use to nab perps. How does this computer-generated portrait compare with what you thought Humbert Humbert…