Fishbate Finally Brings Violent Fish Masturbation to the iPhone
Pay no mind to the vague, nonsensical App Store description for Fishbate: This app is about masturbating fish to completion. Or, possibly, to death. How do I know this? How can I say with such certainty that the app’s description, which claims that “shaking the slippery fish” is a “great ice-breaker”, is really just full-on…