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Nobody likes to shoulder blame—and it appears that’s particularly true of Microsoft. Ballmer and co have admitted that a series of targeted attacks have been carried out, clearly based on findings published in a Google researcher’s recent report. Microsoft says that hackers have launched “targeted attacks” by exploiting a bug in Windows that was first…
Peter Sunde, co-founder of The Pirate Bay, is planning to create an encrypted messaging app that’s so secure that even its creators won’t be able to read the messages that get sent. Called Hemlis—which means “secret” in Swedish—it’s described as a messaging app along the lines of WhatsApp or iMessage. The difference is that the…
Hahaha. Yes. Hahaha. This is perfectly ridiculous in every single way. The video thumbnails of IKEA’s Malm bed. The suggestive captions that use porny tag words like ‘blonde’, ‘twins’, ‘hammered’ and more. The ridiculous amount of views that each ‘video’ has. The live webcam. The skeevy black background. It’s a fantastic parody of a porn…
Equal parts Space Oddity and Steve Zissou, this fantastic animated short by Professor Soap (aka Ryan Mauskopf) follows an intrepid interplanetary adventurer as he grooves his way across the galaxy, traversing asteroid fields and popping through interdimensional time/space membranes. Eat your heart out, Chris Bosh.
Amazon—more than Wikipedia, more than Google, more than porn (okay maybe not more than porn)—might be the reason why the Internet exists. It makes your life easier, it makes you go out less, it makes you spend more money, it makes you waste time, it makes you trust random people’s reviews on the Internet. And…
It’s intentionally obnoxious but this video goes through all the ridiculously dangerous ways a person can open a bottle of wine. I’m talking about chainsaws, guns, rockets, blow torches, swords and more. I think my personal favorite is cracking open a bottle with the torch. Followed closely by chainsaw. [XtremeWineProduction via Laughing Squid]
Though it may seem like LG is forgotten in a world of S’s and Ones, LG actually made the very great Nexus 4 and the super fast LG Optimus G Pro. So in making the upcoming Optimus G2, LG seems to have combined both phones. Taking the namesake of the Optimus G, the G2 looks…
Tornado hot dogs are the biggest thing since spiral cut ham on sliced bread. By carving a groove into the link around a meaty central core, the dog not only cooks faster with crispy edges but it also holds more condiments and prevents them from slopping out with each bite. The Cyclone hot dog slicer…
Swedish horticulturalist and Cornell professor Thomas Bjorkman is getting excitingly close to the end of a years-long quest to perfect one nature’s most perfect vegetables. And when he’s done, you may never have bad broccoli again. Okay, so he’s not so much perfecting the vegetable as he’s perfecting a series of strains that can be…
Gah, you want one of these EVERY DAY? Okay, okay. Here’s an app that’s supposed to relax you with thunder. “Thunderspace”. Apparently it’s good? Here are some people listening to it: Perfect. (No, really, it’s good, probably.) $1, iTunes
Google announced today on the Gmail blog that it’s bringing back the ability to make phone calls from Gmail, and added the capability to Hangouts and Google+. Like Hangout, phone calls will have Google Effects like applause and laughter (though we’re not sure how it will implement party hats or beards), and sessions can include…
The most hardcorest of Android users will root their phones and start from scratch with new ROMs. But, uh, that’s more complicated than what the average user wants to go through just to squeeze slightly better performance out of their phone. Luckily, there is an easier way! An application launcher is an easier way to…
Good name for an app that tracks the activity of Congress, huh? But what is “Congress”? con·gress n. 1. A formal assembly of representatives, as of various nations, to discuss problems. 2. The national legislative body of a nation, especially a republic. 3. Congress a. The national legislative body of the United States, consisting of…
In some neighborhoods a lush green lawn is as much a status symbol the house it’s in front of. It demonstrates the homeowner’s hard work and dedication to maintaining every last blade of grass. And that’s what makes the Seedbot even more awesome: It’s a simpler shortcut to all that praise and adoration from the…
While all the fanboys were freaking out over a font change in iOS 7 on Tuesday morning, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office granted Apple patent that could dramatically reshape how the inside of your car looks (and works) in a few years. Crediting Canadian Tim Pryor as inventor, the patent takes on the sweeping…
After spending the vast majority of your college years mastering foosball in the lounge, life as a young professional can be difficult when you realize your cramped apartment barely has room for a bed, let alone a foosball table. The folks at Bordbar can help, though. They turn old food and bar trolleys from airliners…
A new exhibit dedicated to the work of Nikola Tesla opens tomorrow at the New York Hall of Science in Queens. Called Tesla’s Wonderful World of Electricity, this homage to the late inventor was assembled with help from the Nikola Tesla Museum in Belgrade, Serbia. Why tomorrow? Because July 10th is Tesla’s birthday, and is…
Way back when, Steve Jobs told Dropbox that it was a feature, not a product. Which was enough at the time. Except now, Dropbox’s reach stretches wide enough, and its influence is great enough, that it just leveled up. It’s not just syncing your files and folders anymore. It’s trying to sync literally everything on…
Not all of us are iPhone nudists. Some of us prefer to clothe our gadgets in a case. But there are probably more cases out there than there are actual iPhones, and we all have unique priorities, whether it be screen protection, style, or saving money. Here are the best iPhone 5 cases that live…
NASA is making grand plans to bring a piece of Mars back to Earth. Today, the space agency announced the goals for the unnamed rover—pictured in an artist’s rendering above—that will be sent to the red planet in 2020. This is going to be incredible. The broadly stated goals for the Mars 2020 mission include…
