The Birth of Jesus According to Gmail, Facebook and Foursquare

It all starts when Holy Mary gets an SMS from God, and Joseph.Carpenter07@gmail.com has to quickly prepare a trip to Bethlehem. [Thanks Lola!]

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Chernobyl

Holy Mary's phone got turned off last month, and she doesn't have the money to pay to turn it back on. She squandered all of her welfare money on booze and just got a 24 hours to vacate the premises letter from her landlord at her low income housing apartment.