The five stages everyone goes through when they watch a Marvel movie

Because days have passed and like, people breathed air, another Marvel movie is releasing. This one is a big one—Avengers!—but let’s be honest, all Marvel movies are pretty much the same at this point. Good superheroes, weird bad guys, crazy action, a little light fun and an after credits scene. It’s the same formula over and over.

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When will we realize it? Hopefully not anytime soon because the movies are still fun but every comic book fan totally goes through the same stages when watching a Marvel movie. HISHE and Only Leigh sum it up:

  1. Fanboying/Fangirling - telling people you’ve watched all the teasers and trailers and material you can to get super excited
  2. Anticipation - that awesome moment when you see the Marvel Studios opening credits
  3. Nitpicking - where your comic book knowledge clashes with your eyeballs
  4. Amnesia - the movie was awesome!
  5. After Credits - smugly understanding an inside joke

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DISCUSSION

sonofsisyphus
SonOfSisyphus

My stages
Stage 1: “What was this movie about again/ whose this hero”
Stage 2: “That would never happen.”
Stage 3: “That’s a lot of dead innocent bystanders/ peace keepers/ service members”
Stage 4: Hey, is it ending?
Stage 5: Okay, now it’s ending