The Most Awesome Twitter Names That Sadly Aren't Being Used

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I hate being late to a new social network or e-mail service or anything where I have to choose a new user name. You don't want to be the guy stuck with You want your real name! I also hate those people who squat on awesome user names and DO NOTHING. Like these people who are taking up some great Twitter handles and have never tweeted.


BuzzFeed put together a list of 23 great Twitter handles that are being wasted away because of squatters and/or non-tweeters. Like come on, @butt, I can't get some easy fart jokes? Or @bigdildo and @smalldildo can't make me ROFL with masturbation stories? This is a travesty. Twitter needs to give these accounts to people who will do something with them. With great Twitter names comes great responsibility. Check out all the names being wasted over at BuzzFeed. [BuzzFeed]



It might not be "squatters." I remember starting a twitter account when it first came out, but then I never used it and forgot I had it. Signed up for another one. Forgot password and which email I used (not to mention forgot username). Signed up for another Needless to say, I don't tweet much.