Pokémon Go is the best mostly-broken game I’ve ever played. It crashes in the middle of battles. There are constant server issues. It’s a menace to my health and well-being that has burrowed itself into my heart like a blood clot. But as the game claws its way to usability, players are realizing that Niantic did a really half-assed job setting up the in-game locations, and Pokémon Go is sending people to some really strange places.
Aside from wandering around to catch monsters, the game involves walking to “gyms” and “PokéStops”, which are where Pokémon battle each other and where items are collected, respectively. Gyms and PokéStops are supposed to be linked to local landmarks. The trouble is that Niantic imported these “landmarks” from their earlier game, Ingress, where those locations were created and tagged by players, and seemingly never reviewed before becoming an integral element of a game for children.
Aside, of couse, from the incident in which a Wyoming teen found a dead body while playing the game, many of these locations are irrelevant, bizarre, or borderline offensive, and players are beginning to catalog them on Tumblr, Twitter, and Reddit’s r/TheSilphRoad. Compiled below are the strangest PokéStop locations people are claiming to have come across. They’ve been verified against the Ingress game map wherever possible. Leave your own examples in the comments.
@iPokemonGO found a Pokéstop at Seattle’s Club Z, which, according to the Ingress description, is home to an all-hours mirrored gloryhole maze. While the business’s floor plan does show a glory hole room on the third floor, Gizmodo is unable to confirm how reflective it is or its hours of operation at this time.
Tumblr user drawn4life also discovered a PokéStop at the gravesite of “a great guy” only identified as Nick at the Evergreen Funeral Home and Cemetery in Everett, WA. YouTuber Beware The Flood were directed to a graveyard in Columbia, SC beside a strip club. An unidentified mausoleum was also found by merrcilessly.
Who, if memory serves, killed a whole lot of people.
Just say it Niantic. Just come out and say, “we’re not even fucking trying.”
- A “Fallopian tube shaped play area”
- This creepy shed
- A mural of Bob Ross or possibly Charles Manson
- An ugly, vacant-looking dog statue thing in Warsaw
- A gigantic clown sculpture
- Finland’s premier abandoned hot dog cart
- The Nutella tree
- Muffler Man
- Topiary of Sesame Street’s Elmo which appears to be screaming
- Croatia’s abandoned dreams
- A GameStop with artistic ambitions
- Sad Fountain
- This memorial to confederate soldiers at the University of North Carolina (via NY Mag)
- Our commenter Marrob found a child’s cemetery. Yikes!