A former Twitter chief scientist just debuted a bizarre emoji-based app called Steven.
Steven. No last name. Just Steven. Not even STEPHEN, the superior spelling.
According to the app's FAQ, Steven is a cat (shown above). He is chill. This does not explain why he has an app named after him, but you know what? Steven is, objectively, a great name for an app. In fact, all apps should just be regular dude names.
Snapchat should be named Greg. Snapchat is SUCH a Greg. [TechCrunch]
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