Witness these moronic thiefs steal a bike by chopping the tree to which it was chained to. That’s right. A group of dumbassclowns thought that was the most efficient way to do it.
And then they just dropped the bike after a little ride. I would get these and chop off their legs. And with legs I really mean penises. [Gawker]
http://gawker.com/5810493/band-of-hooligans-chops-down-a-tree-to-steal-a-bike