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I'm going to be one of those suckers who is going to buy the new iPad tomorrow. Mainly because my first generation tablet feels as slow as drunk crippled panda sex. And I hate pandas. This review, however, puts things in perspective.


So screw all those "yes sahib" reviews and drink the acid kool-aid, fanboys!

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