This Is the Single Worst Way to Begin Your Kickstarter Pitch

Want to know how I know your Kickstarter project isn't going to get funded? You started with "oh hey, I didn't see you there" which, in the minds of consumers, means you're either an unobservant stooge who can't be trusted with money or we're really bad at hiding. And, as we all know, rule number one of product pitching is never insult your target audience's camouflage skills. It's a lose-lose situation.

Then again, maybe the world simply doesn't need another goddamn iPad handle:

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davidoliver
Lana, Lana,...LANAAAAAA!!!

..then /Name/ says, shes says, "I can't believe I earned..."....oh hey, I didn't see you there...I was just typing up an email discussing how I cannot believe that /relation/'s /occupation/ earned $/=RANDOM(5000,10000)/ in just /=RANDOM(1,5)/ weeks using his computer, /common object/ and a /common object/, from /his_her/ home. I know I couldn't believe it either. Click the link to find out how she did it...

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