Say what you will about Tickle Me Elmo, but at least that trendy holiday gift didnā€™t spontaneously combust and burn down houses.

Hoverboardsā€”those cheap handless motorized scooters that do not hoverā€”are one of the most coveted presents this year. Theyā€™re also unregulated and prone to bursting into flames. This Saturday Night Live commercial parody this weekend really didnā€™t have to exaggerate too much to highlight how absurdly dangerous they are:

Screenshot: SNL.