Three Seasons of True Blood in 5 Minutes

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For those of you "trubies" who think True Blood is just one big vampire sex burrito, let this three-season, five-minute video recap be a lesson to you: Sometimes the characters say ridiculous crap and blast light bullets from their fingers.

Watch all three seasons of True Blood in just five minutes! And then watch the premiere of True Blood this Sunday on HBO.