Yes, that's right, with everything you need to throw a martini tasting party in your very own home—except the booze, unfortunately—even you can be a good host for a night. Martini in a Box is a $30 kit that includes a 15-page party planner, stainless steel cocktail shaker, martini and food recipes and even party invitations in case you're just so retarded you can't write them yourself. I'm a little weirded by the Martini Jokes, Quotes and Toasts, cause I think that may actually make you look even dorkier than you are, but the vodka judging form could be kinda cool. Unless you like gin martinis. Then you're out of luck, I guess.
Throwing a Martini Tasting Party Has Never Been Easier! [Martini in a Box]