Maybe Mario Lukas wanted to print some custom patterns on his quilted toilet paper. Maybe the rigors of handling normal paper every day was just too much to handle for his undersized hands. Whatever the reason, someone made a TP printer.
Hacked together from old CD-ROM drives and arduino components, the Toilet Paper Printer will gather news from your Twitter or RSS feed and print it out if you so desire. Not strange at all. [Mario Lukas via Heise via Make]