Toilet Paper Shovel Provides Easy Outdoor Relief

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With his radical new simple toilet design, Alejandro Bona has single-handedly made pooping outdoors cool again.

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Consisting of little more than a toilet paper dispenser attached to a shovel, this all but destined for a Hammacher Schlemmer catalog design allows you to:

  1. 1. Go outside
  2. 2. Dig a hole
  3. 3. Poop
  4. 4. Wipe
  5. 5. Bury
  6. 6. Win

And no longer will dogs have all the fun when it comes to defecating on someone's lawn. However, the portable toilet paper caddy seen in the pic is, well, pretty worthless. Unless you're in the habit of wandering campsites distributing TP to those in need like some kind of potty medic. Then it works. [FDeco via Crib Candy]

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tkohrs2002

You all have lost sight of what camping is really about. Pooping where ever you want and not cleaning it up without any consequences. This shovel will do exactly what airplane wifi and blackberries are doing. Making it so you have no place to escape your responsibilities. I mean, isnt that what camping is really about. CAmping is your chance to get back at animals for those times you stepped in dog crap. You know taking a poop and hoping a deer or bear, or if ur lucky a wolf, will step in it. This shovel will be the end of outdoor pooping as we know it. And TP, what ever happened to taking a poop in some bushes than sprinting bare assed to a river and divining in to clean up? Step 6 to this articles plan should be FAIL.

@OMG! Ponies!:

Step 1. Find out where animals frequently stroll by

Step 2. Poop

Step 3. Sprint to river

Step 4. Dive in

Step 5. Bask in glory of being in river naked after not having cleaned your poop

Step 6. Enlightenment