Just when you thought a piece of nylon and some plastic couldn't get any cooler, the folks at TranStrap have released the TranStrap Mini, a smaller version of their famous TranStrap Maxi. This thing is designed to hitch over the bars in a subway car and keep you from having to touch the pee pee and poo poo on other people's filthy, filthy hands. It even has fancy colored "gripcoils" so you can further personalize your anti-feces handle.
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The Mini is a mere $9.95. We, on the other hand, like to wrap two inches of duct tape on any surface we touch. It takes a while, but it's worth it for the stares and court summonses you get.
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