Unicorn Chaser: We're Not Backing Out of Halo

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Hey folks, that "forfeit" post the traitor Mark Wilson posted? That's fake. We're not backing out of our Halo match tonight. In fact, Kotaku is going down. Hard. In fact, I think they're even a little scared. [BTW, the Tubgirl was my call, not Jason's. He's a nice guy. So send your mail my way, not his. If not, continue to bathe in the afterglow of a wonderful retaliatory prank, and enjoy the unicorn chaser. Thanks for having a good sense of humor. - B.Lam]