The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch does not actually detect falsehoods. We didn’t want to inconvenience the small percentage of readership that sometimes takes these trifles a tad too seriously. As a general rule, any electronic depicting a cow’s arse is not worth one’s emotional investment. But to each his own.
The $39.95 Universal Bullshit Detector Watch can tell time, but it can also make “moo” and “poo” noises at the touch of a button. According to the manufacturer, your friend will question from whence came the sound (and this is when you come in):
“Oh, my deepest apologies Philip. I seem to have left my bull…pfff…haha…one second…hahaha…I’m ok…I seem to have left…ooh, spit my milk a bit…I…I seem to have left my bullshit detector on!”
And then Philip will feel most foolish.
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