The holidays are over but gag gifts can be forever. This medical alert bracelet ensures that doctors know how to treat you if you were to suffer a medical emergency. No, you're not allergic to anything. No, you don't have an emergency contact. You just need a professional to delete your browsing history. Let's face it, gag or no gag, we all need to wear this bracelet. [Reddit via BoingBoing]
Or learn how to turn off the history function in your browser. Better yet, fingerprint password your computer.
And use only IMAP email and don't store the password. No problem. I'm trying to write an app that if I'm near death I can punch a button on my phone. If I don't do it again within x number of hours it'll email my entire address book that I've kicked the bucket.