Some people think they are names of death metal bands. Others think they are made up names stolen from some Tolkien book on elvish lineage. The fact is that all of IKEA's products follow a logic and have a meaning. Ish.

Here's an overview:

Bookcases are occupations in Swedish


The famous Expedit means shop assistant.

Hall furniture, beds, and wardrobes are named after Norwegian places


The Mandal beds are named after this Norwegian town:

Dining tables and chairs are Finnish and Swedish places


That's the Bjursta table, a tiny village in Västernorrland County, Sweden:

Carpets are named after Danish places


This Vemb rug is a small town in Denmark:

Bathroom storage and accessories are named after Scandinavian rivers, lakes, and bays


These Limmaren bathroom bottles are named after this little lake in Sweden:


Desks and chairs are named after men's names

The Micke desk is short for Mikael, Swedish for Michael, like Mikael Blomkvist:


Fabrics, materials, and curtains are women's names

Those curtains are called Merete. These two women are named Merete:


Curtain accessories are mathematical and geometrical terms

These curtail rails are named Kvartal, or quarterly in Swedish

Bed linen, covers, pillows, and cushions are plants, flowers, precious stones


The Smörboll duvet cover and pillowcases means globeflower in Swedish:

Lighting gets pretty crazy. It can be music terms, seasons, months, days, chemistry, meteorology, measures, weights, boats, nautical terms:


The Årstid series is Swedish for season. But then have the Stockholm, which is a city.

Kitchens are grammatical terms, and there are also exceptions


The Rationell cabinet system is rational in Swedish, which seems like a pretty apt name.

If you want a translation for all of them, you always have the IKEA dictionary. Here's the letter V as a sample:


VACKER beautiful

VAKEN awake


VARSAM careful

VASEN the vase

VASS sharp

VEJMON village in north Sweden


VERKSAM active

VERSAL capital letter

VESSLA weaselW

VETE wheat

VILDBÄR wild berries

VILSE lost

VILSHULT village in south Sweden

VITSKÄR tiny godforsaken Swedish island

VÅG wave

VÅGEN the wave

VÅRLJUNG spring heath

VÄGGIS made up -IS word 'Vägg' means 'wall', so 'väggis' could mean 'wall thingie'


VÄGHULT tiny place in Småland

VÄNLIG friendly

VÄXT (a) plant

Why these names?

IKEA—which itself is an acronym for Ingvar Kamprad (the founder), Elmtaryd (the farm in which he grew up) and Agunnaryd (the village in which he grew up)—says that the name convention comes from the fact that the founder of the company is dyslexic and needed a code to classify the products.


I just like to think that those crazy Swedes are just fucking up with us.

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