Wireless Scale Helps Inform the Big Breasted of Their Fatitude

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Understandably, the near sighted, big breasted, and fat gutted amongst us can have some trouble seeing the readout on a conventional scale. Thankfully, the Eye Level Wireless Scale can help with a handheld or wall mountable remote infrared LCD that displays the weight calculated on the four sensor scale. Never think of those big breasts as a curse again! Available starting tomorrow for $39.98. [Product Page via Random Good Stuff]

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DeadWriter
DeadWriter

Never think of those big breasts as a curse again!

When big breasts area curse it's not because they get in the way of reading the scale. It's because they cause back-pain, invite in appropriate attention, get in the way, and cost more than small breasts (have no idea what a nice looking non-granny bra costs for buxom women. It's not like you can pop down to Victoria's Secrete if you are small backed and large cupped).