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Working Scissor Cufflinks Are For Wealthy Cutters

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These solid silver, rhodium-coated scissor cufflinks are cutting edge and all, and very shiny, but at $550 for the pair I think I'll just rummage around the kitchen drawer and bend a pair of my own, thank you very much. Oh, what's that? They open and close, just like real scissors? Sold! [A+R Store]

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Can't open that blister pack? No problem! Just.... *grunts* hold on while I .... *strain* unbend these scissors.