I can't say I can relate to having Cellphone Inferiority Complex, but I will say I'm pretty excited about Core-Tex Communications Implants and becoming a Pure Energy Being early adopter. [Slowpoke via The Daily What]
A few months back, I took a Northwest flight to Omaha to visit sis, and before the plane was on its way, I took out my phone to make a call. A cute Japanese girl sitting next to me notice the phone, and seemed overly excited to show me her white SE W810i, identical to mine, save for the color. Fuck you smartphone, even dumbphones can be noticed.