At the annual Giz Cookout, Renaissance Fair and Orgy, there's plenty of activities to distract us from tending to our meat. Good thing for us we have these battery-operated remote thermometers from Maverick Industries.
Just shove the probes in, set the desired level of cooking (rare, medium rare, medium, well), place the wireless receiver on your belt (or somewhere else on your body, we may not always be wearing belts), and you can be up to 100 feet away and still be aware of what's going on with your sausages.
You can even use this as a timer or a clock, to measure how long you've been at it. Counts up or counts down, then beeps when done.
Available now for $79.99.