Spank, spank spank. An oh-so common and tragic sound around the Gizmodo offices, but up until this point we had no way to compete with each other for the best spanker in the land. Enter the Spankometer. This device works similar to a pedometer. Strap it on and begin spanking. The Spankometer will record time taken, number of strokes and can even calculate figures as part of your diet or workout. Yes, this is a completely serious and yes, mine is already ordered and shipping.