People who still use the phrase "bling bling," even in an ironic fashion, are perhaps the lamest on Earth. With that in mind, take a gander at this bling'd out (::shudder::) mouse designed for the ladies. It's "embellished" with silver and crystal accents and will go a long way toward patching up any rocky relationship. "Hey, baby, sorry I called your sister a dog. Have this mouse as a token of my forgiveness."
The worst part is that the mouse only seems to sport a PS2 connection. It's a good way to waste $48, if you're into buying needless junk.