Hey kids! Do you like Bionicle? Of course you do! Well then you are gonna love LEGO's rad new collection, Prisonicle! Take your friends Eddy (serial killer), Charly (LEGO thief) and Jeffrey (reformed serial killer who just wants to do his time and repent) to the LEGO electric chair and watch as they fry away in penance for past transgressions! What about the straps, you ask? There's no need! With LEGO, you just snap 'em in! Just don't sniff the fumes of melting LEGOs—sure they'll get you high—but they're toxic! Ewwww, stinkies!
Get 'em while they're hot! [labil via likecool via gizmowatch]













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I dunno, letting kids know what happens if you're really REALLY bad is not such a bad idea.
I wonder if they'll bring out a soap & shower scene too :P
Wow, Charlie even has a swastika on his face.
@aelver: HA! Hysterical. Upgrade pack for the shower room, Lego soap on a rope.
Just remember to make sure the sponge is wet before putting it on his head. It'll make an awful mess of your Legos if you forget.
The Lego Concentration camp was much cooler.
This has got to be fakey.
HE DIDN'T WET THE SPONGE!!
HE DIDN'T WET THE SPONGE!!
HE DIDN'T WET THE SPONGE!!
Where is Lego Bastille Day? Or Lego Saw series with added bonus: Connect your Dremel! WARNING: Flying plastic. Safety Glasses not included.
How about Lego Donner Party? Snow not included.
@Jeyl:
Ya think?
I'm holding out for Lego Mythbusters.
Lego + explodey stuff = fun!
Only in America can we make capital punishment -- FUN!
@Jeyl:
Nope, go check out lego.com. It's $19.99
does electricity pass through it? Enough to make your friends hair stand up if you strapped his pinkie into the little seat?
No?
Then it doesn't go quite far enough.
@JohnWilliams713: Really? I actually had to check to make sure. Still, very creative, even if it is disturbing.
Jeffery probably doesn't support capital punishment at this point
I LOVE IT!!! I am going to build mine this weekend. I think its reality which is the way life should be taught instead of hiding from the truth all the time.
Wow. I would buy the entire set. Set it up here at work. That would be bloody fantastic (no pun intended... aww, who am i kidding, puns are ALWAYS intented)
Yes sir, too far indeed.
@strider_mt2k: Since the dawn of the Internet, there's one thing mankind can not get enough of: obtuse The Green Mile references.
Let me know when the special edition Holocaust version comes out.
Next, Lego hangmans platform!
@ Leonard Nimrod,
Funny you should mention that, an art exhibit in my home town (South Bend, IN) had a holocaust exhibit that featured just that. The artist actually contacted lego to have them donate materials, but the artist lied about what the piece was going to be. In the end, the artist re-created holocaust scene featuring concentration camps and ended up creating packaging that made it look like an official Lego set. Suffice to say Lego was none too happy about it!
@ DREWHEYMAN:
When you say pinkie, you mean his finger, right?
This is terrible. When I was a kid we had to make Lego People torture chambers using our imagination. (And a couple of bottle rockets)
I want.
@SundaySunday: You were just following orders I'm sure...
@kingsnake: You've been found wanting.
hey, what did you just call him? did you just call him obtuse?
@redkamel: that is the longest stretch anyone has been in the hole.
@redkamel: rofl. Reminds me of a Bash.org quote.
"What would be a compliment for an angle greater than 90ยบ?"
"My, you're looking mighty acute today."
This should be tagged as 18 and above. By the way, does it really connect to live wire (the grey wire behind the chair)?? And is it 2000V (top-left corner)?
@frndlybnny: depends on how much i've had to drink. oh, wait, i'm not in college anymore. so yes.
Heard it sells pretty good in Texas...
Like a third grade class excursion to the chicken slaughter house to "see" where are food comes from instead of a cute farm, education can be frightening but that is why horror films are popular and profitable. There should be a whole collectors line. 1.Electric chair, 2.Guillotine, 3.Hanging, etc. Collect the whole series to build yourself your own semi automatic gun! Very, very, profitable.
@Rain-man: Yeah, I had to check as well... if not just to make sure that Legoland was still safe. Very convincing pics! It should attach to the back of the police station. I had both models of the police stations and they were always bustin' crooks in my town, they could have used a chair like this.
@scarbrtj: 'sow I roll baby.
Where is the Michael Clarke Duncan Lego?
Um no not too far, just right, just enough to have a good laugh. They should hook up keelhauling on the pirate ship models and sacrifice stones on the tribal Aztec type sets.
this cant be real, i mean a swastika? im looking this up...
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