Believe me guys, the innocuous image of LEDs posted at the top of this article is merely a front for the glory that awaits you in the video after the break. This juvenile delight comes to us courtesy of AudioJunkies after their visit to this year's Spring Break Nationals at Daytona Beach. One can only wonder where she was hiding the battery.
LEDs Go Where No LEDs Have Gone Before: Buckle Up Guys (NSFW)
9:00 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Sean Fallon
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Oh my, she is quite the lovely.
Good thing she had those there, otherwise I never would have looked at that area.
Well don't tell me not to smile!
Oh god. Not even remotely impressed: Skank city....
lips?
:D
I want my 1:24 back.
stupid.
The hardest choice when choosing a bathing suite will be, do I want the batteries stored in the front or the back.
That was NSFW?
Where's the nudity? Where's the sexy adult-oriented content?
Show us the way, faithful little LEDs!
@Mandatory_Field: Once again my Front Detectorâ„¢ goes off. If she showed up at your crib tonight... you'd try to hit it. Don't Front.
If she showed up at the DustBin... Yes.
@CowHunter: Come on, man. They're stored internally.
@ Mandatory_Field
@ Sam6644
@ EaGle1337
Oh yeah guys, those knees were definitely too sharp...
Those are fake.
Like a normal diode, the LED consists of a chip of semiconducting material impregnated, or doped, with impurities to create a p-n junction. As in other diodes, current flows easily from the p-side, or anode, to the n-side, or cathode, but not in the reverse direction. Charge-carriers (electrons and holes) flow into the junction from electrodes with different voltages. I want to bone this lady. Bone her bad. Whoa Nelly she is hot. Love the side-boob. When an electron meets a hole, it falls into a lower energy level, and releases energy in the form of a photon.
She has a nice body, but her face looks like she was heavily beaten with an ugly dick.
That was a bathing suit? I thought she just tripped into a hammock on her way up the stairs.
I'd hit it.
(wipes away a tear)
That was...just...gimme a minute...
Oh my! I'd buy that for a DOLLAR!
Sweet Jesus! Thank you Giz... now I cannot stand up and I have a meeting to go to!
One small step for swimsuits... one giant leap for LED kind!
Joyous.
(snif)
Either that girl is a Cylon or she has the most fashionable diaphragm I've ever seen!!!
Now if only I could replace those LED's with my...well LED
at 0:23 you can alllllllllmost see some nipples.
Be back in 2 minutes...
*click* Replay...
*click* Replay...
*click* Replay...
@DustyButt: Not even remotely: I'm 45, not 25. I live in a town with wayyy more women than men (Ottawa); and many of those are very attractive, well-dressed, and classy professional ladies (in the non-skanky sense of professional). What does all of that add up to? These days I'm more than capable of waiting for something worthwhile; and given the milieu and circumstance (mature adult not living at my parent's, with a decent job -- and having reasonable social skills), I _know_ that another train will come along if I don't particularly like the looks of this one....
@Grifter: It clearly says NSFW. Cleary it's not safe because it will put you into awkward situations involving debates with yourself between "up-tuck" and "wait it out", and you my friend do not have the option of an up-tuck.
@klaybc: You're young, with uncontrollable hormones, am I right? It's all about the quality my friend....
Methinks runway lights would have been more apropos. And if you want to get really freaky, side emitting fiber optic cables can probably be put into . . . unspeakable service.
@monkeybars
HAHAHA!!! I've never heard the expression "up-tuck" but am certainly familiar with it!
@ab3: You should probably get that checked out.
Ha ha...
Her vagina is taking forever to load. XD
Thats my ex-wife.
I just found out that "NSFW" stands for "Not Safe For Wife". Ow.
The more appropriate LED's should be the Xbox "Red Ring of Death"
lol whats the song?
so basically you are telling me that leds get more action than all the editors of this blog combined?
@DJWeezy: Score 1 for DJ! Engadget 0.
::Yawn::
Give me a hotter chick, Shorter clip, different technology...pretty much everything this was not.
gah.
daytona is the epicenter of skank.
i would know. i work there. and commute (thank god)
@cyborgtroy:
Oh, I'd load it alright
@klaybc: eh?
Oooh jeez!
A lot of energy she's got stored down there. My My!
You nerds...
@matto: why? you got fired? :D
Those aren't LEDs, it's photo-emitting yeast. By the way, there's just a touch of see-through camel toe...
LED = labia electrocuting device? Like any part of the female anatomy needed to catch you attention!
@MyPetFly: I thought so too and then I realized I was just staring too hard.
I would've rather been Rick Roll'd...and get a laugh out of it.
@Sam6644: You said it, brother. I want my 9:48 back!
I knew where to find that stuff before she had the LEDs installed. Now if she was bio-luminescent...
This kind of post is the exact reason why I only read gizmodo UK and Germany at work... gizmodo US has turned into a sex crazed american joke.
I say backlit LED displays still beats this out. Yes, I desire them more than naked women. Well, at least this one...
lol I love that there's now a tag on Gizmodo for "inappropriate leds". I wonder how many more fill be added to that catergory?
i never though i would want to be a light emitting diode but yet here we are.
... and why are there always 8 billion uptight or "better than that" douchebags in these threads? you guys must be super fun at bachelor parties.
Like runway lights at night, guiding my cockpit home .... ;)
@humorbot:
That totally needs to happen.
This is RSFW - relatively safe for work. She must have LED clitoris ring or something. 3mm LED bars going through the clit hood. It is hot. Yes it is. Her clit accessories is WIN.
thank god i only live 20 minutes from daytona.! =]
Is the battery user replaceable?
Damn . . . I'm new to this interweb blogpost stuff- thought NSFW meant:
Now Safe For Work.
. . . boss did not agree, turned out for me it means:
Now Searching For Work.
What the hey. Live and learn.
Now I just want to be a diode . . .
@scarbrtj: Nice job. Star.
I'm not sure I would have gone with the random lighting pattern, a simple chase through the colors might have been slightly more impressive. Yet again, a music activated bump might be nice too, I tell you what: I will volunteer my time to be the lighting designer for this young lady's crotch light show...deal?
To ward off the spread of STD's during spring break the FDA is testing STD/parasite warning lights in the liners of selected swimsuits. Sorry, Sally - fail.
@Mandatory_Field:
See that's exactly why... Your old now. Your not looking for a nice one night bang..
Most guys from there teens to there 30's aren't looking for a girl who would make a nice house wife and life partner.
There looking for someone who would be damn hot in bed and that's all lol. And this chick exudes 100% of what most young guys want haha.
(Oh and people calling here tit's fake.. There not fake... There filled with silicone :) Which means there made of something real D:
It's not like your going to be looking inside her breast's anyways.. It's all outside appearance :P.. I hate when people just leave a comment saying "tits are fake"... It's like, so what?
Very nice!! Now if only half in the chicks America would go hit the gym and get a body like hers.