I really respect him for making fun of himself here. "Well if a girl's not into me, why don't I just tell her I'm John Mayer?" Priceless.

I thought John Mayer died...no wait that was just a dream :(

Almost EVERY man or woman in hollywood (yeah even Afria loving Angelina Jolie) are douche bags. I say we just get rid of all of them.

He pioneered the double douche, lol.

My body is a wonderland

@carmen89: Oh come now. Did you watch the video? Do you read Gizmodo and follow the never-ending travails of John Mayer?

How can we hate a man who begins his bug reporting with "John Mayer here," and is so consistently full of the self-mock.

I don't even like John Mayer, and I love John Mayer.

I wasn't expecting much but that was actually pretty funny.

Watch out, two bluetooth headsets leads to an invasion of Cybermen.

all these pictures of Ashton Kutcher all over the page are making me nauseous.

@92BuickLeSabre: ...I want him to go away,lol.

you tickled my fancy with your last sentence,lol.

Why doesn't this surprise me...

John Mayer...Man of Mystery, professional Apple bug reporter, uber douche.

He has always been pretty funny and willing to make fun of himself.

@Maksimir: NIKON!!

No one here seen Nathan Barley? The comedy masterpiece where the main character always wears two bluetooth headsets, and is to borrow a yankie phrase, a "douche"?

This ain't original. Google it.

I don't know if this is going to work, but if it does:

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Love him, or hate him, he has some, er, balls, to do this. Now if only he had on the two BT headsets on with this getup, it would create a powerful super douche tear in the space time continuum causing all life to cease to exist.

If I were stuck on an island with John Mayer and Kevin Rose and was told I had to kill one person.
That person is me.

This guy is creepy in a 'put your hand in grandpa's pocket' kind of way. Must be an acquired taste.

"Stereo" bluetooth FTW

Believe it? I thought only Naruto said that.

Dammit! The picture didn't post!

@mnit: Look at the link in my last comment, nothing he does is original, this was just a rip off of Borat. IF you can't be funny, steal from those who can.

I'm sorry but double douche just isn't going to cut it when there are people out there popping 23 collars at once,

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@jdhuck: LMAOOO
lmao...oh god enough enough,lol.

I mean it's great he can make fun of himself and the entire idea of celeb status but Jdhuck is right he just plain out creeps me out

John,
I may not like your music, but I love your work. Give each of those supermodels a big kiss for me. Be careful though, you don't want to get double brain cancer. Keep up the good work!

Mayer had me ever since that streetcorner G N'R ballad with Dave "not selling out" Chappelle.

OMFG... I fuckin love John Mayer... That was hilarious...

@TOWken22: all it takes short sighted bloggers to post it for it to be mistakenly assumed original though. At least Borat is popular enough to be obvious. Ah well.

Never heard any of this John Mayer guy's music before, if I wasn't an Apple fanboy I'd have never heard of him full stop.

@jdiazj1: someone else with taste..

Personally, I like John Mayer. A few of his songs can get a bit repetitive, but for the most part both the lyrics and the guitar work is great. He also seems like a guy that would be pretty fun to hang out with in real life.

@92BuickLeSabre: Hey, where've you been? Welcome back. Curves, nutbastard, strider_mt2k, etc. have all been doing overtime covering for you...

Can't decide who is a bigger douche, John Mayer or Ashton Kutcher. Or people who think that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher are good at what they do.

@justinpe: Ashton "webbed toes" Kutcher is the bigger douche. At least old Johnny boy showed up on The Chappelle Show which makes him cool by association.

Jason, you made me laugh. Thank you!

ALTERNATELY KNOWN AS THE MULTI-TOOL

Following up his appearance on the Chapelle Show, that was funny as shit. He should just stick to making fun of people, brilliant

WTF Gizmodo get with the program! He pioneered the DoubleDouche long before the invention of the Bluetooth headset.

@Sentientv2: Just the picture of having so many shirts on at once just about gave me a claustrophobic panic attack.

@Maksimir:

ok i dont know what makes me so damn special but people have been bitching about ashton kutcher all week and i've yet to see him ANYWHERE on this site. wtf is going on? shtol za pizdyets!?

John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher are good at what they do.

@nutbastard:

are you kidding, every time I load the main page I get three shitty flash ads screaming ASHTON KUTCHER WANTS YOU TO BUY A FUCKING NIKON.

And to think, I used to have a positive perception of Nikon.

@Dr_Blip:

Yes, being a douche is a hard job but someone's gotta do it, and both Ashton and Johnny Boy have exactly what it takes. Ziing!

@jdhuck: hahahahaahaha everything you said i was losing it over. you made my day better with that comment

Damn, and to think I paid $300 for a double douche in Cleavland not two weeks ago.

The real scandal is the Digidesign Pro Control at the end of the vid, meaning he uses ProTools NOT Apple Logic to record his musics on.

@justinpe: You're lucky, all I see every time i load the main page are the faces of all the mousejackets I've killed out of cold blood screaming WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PULL THE PLUG.

@nutbastard: it seems firefox users don't get the ads, so maybe if you're using that or a really good ad blocker thats the reason. But it's asshole face smiling like he just had his brain taken out and his eyes poked out and he's looking away from the camera or looking at the camera like he found jesus in his hand or something. It's on top it's on the left side it's on the bottom and in the middle and frankly I want to throw bricks at Nikons marketing team.

Kudos John Mayer... I wasn't sure what to expect, but funny video like that wasn't it.

Nice to see a fellow Berklee guy (so what if everyone famous only went to like 3 classes and then dropped out?) doing his thing.

@kalashnikov: Here, here.

I knew that guitarist had somethin' goin' on at that exact point in time...

@nutbastard: Yor're right that is F'd up - I see him on the main page on every refresh - grraaaahhhh!!!!!

@carmen89: we don't get those ads - but we get the Gawker iCons

@nutbastard: I was wondering that too.
And now I know.
Firefox + AdBlock FTW!