Hollandia Sphere Bed Comes With Obligatory Champagne CoolerS

Red velvet, check. Mechanized base, check. Built-in massage, check. Covered LED canopy lights, check. 32-inch LCD television, check. Vanity mirror, check. Frikkin' kickass champagne cooler? CHECK. Here I give you the Hollandia International Sphere Bed.

Hollandia Sphere Bed Comes With Obligatory Champagne Cooler

Of course, this had to be designed by the epitome of naff, Mr. Karim Rashid. Fair enough, Karim, you finally did it: I'm getting this. [Hollandia International via Apartment Therapy]